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    Classy Lady

    The things some people will do these days to get noticed.
    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10204097075002428

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    Realty is that a women can never fart as bad/good as a male.

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    Crikey O'Reilly.... Send her off to Swiss finishing school immediately....

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    There's one fart, if I was her I'd be "checking ma breeks".

    As they say in Scotland, a "Quality Bird".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richy View Post
    There's one fart, if I was her I'd be "checking ma breeks".

    As they say in Scotland, a "Quality Bird".
    Definitely right - bit of follow through methinks

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    One of those looked to have some splatter.

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    I work with a girl like that, farts like no man I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andymonkey View Post
    I work with a girl like that, farts like no man I know.
    As have I, it was neigh-on impossible to get a shot of her without ‘bubbles’...



    No doubt the previous lunch was a factor



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    Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.

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    I've got a short clip of something like this but a bit harder.

    Can I post it on boys room?

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    Thumbs up Classy indeed - NOT !

    Reminded me of that old 1999 Beeper TV commercial - www.youtube.com/watch?v=epjrWjo9ZMY

    Much more tastefully done.

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    Christ! That second from last one sounded like an elephant growling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff View Post
    I've got a short clip of something like this but a bit harder.

    Can I post it on boys room?
    Forget the boys room, just email it to me directly.


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    Pretty sure she got more than she bargained for in a couple of them farts

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    Quote Originally Posted by R170 View Post
    Pretty sure she got more than she bargained for in a couple of them farts
    I concur, definitely drew mud

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff View Post
    I've got a short clip of something like this but a bit harder.

    Can I post it on boys room?
    Hot tub girl or the cheerleader ?!! Both are good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphy View Post
    No doubt the previous lunch was a factor



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    I remember (unfortunately) one Air New Zealand long haul flight where the whole of economy class was served bean salad…

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJHawkins View Post
    I remember (unfortunately) one Air New Zealand long haul flight where the whole of economy class was served bean salad…
    Jesus it must of sounded like a Trumpet Voluntary!

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    Well worth one minute thirteen seconds of my time, sign her up as an honorary male immediately.

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    Most women don't have the confidence to fart properly.

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    Okay I'll ask the question. Why the f*** would you post something like that on facebook? If she could fart Amazing Grace or even beatbox her farts I'd be impressed, but she's just a windy fat munter. I just don't see the point to it at all apart from warning people not to go into the same room, elevator, car or any enclosed space as the classless cheese grater.
    Facebook and Twatter certainly have added nothing to the world today of any value.

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    I'm sitting in my office crying with laughter

    I think it was the Elephant growling comment that really got me going, a quality observation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andymonkey View Post
    I work with a girl like that, farts like no man I know.
    Ditto, my secretary seems to have the same problem!

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