Are you joking?
I've got Netflix I could list hundreds!
I simply cannot agree. I'm normally quite a harsh critic but I love this film. The cinematography is stunning and I do think that the actors do more than enough for the audience to care about them. Relentlessly downbeat but that's not a bad thing imo. I realise that my appreciation of this film places me very much in the minority.Originally Posted by ukmidnite
All bad films but strangely watchable in different ways
CHiPs - well I enjoyed it - toilet humour all the way
Baywatch - very strange but has plus points :-)
King Arthur - some good action sequences - but bizarre dialogue
What are you TALKING about?!! That's a brilliant film, with a nerve-shredding, tension inducing soundtrack too. :)
Alien Covenant, what a pile of bleep!
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Strongly disagree. I really enjoyed it!
For me there was just way too many wrongs in it, i.e. They land 8k from where they need to be and in a lake!? None of them even think to wear any sort of air filtration devices on a Alien planet!! How many times does David change is hair colour! I could go on :-D
Maybe I was just expecting more :lol:
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I was expecting less so was pleasantly surprised!
Agreed, superb movie!!
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Gravity. ZZZzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz....... sorry fell asleep just thinking about it.
Planet Of The Sharks
Shark Exorcist
We try to seek out bad movies as they can be fun in their very badness, the old "so bad it's good" scenario. Neither of these however had much to recommend them, though Shark Exorcist had some laugh out loud moments!
Looking forward to The Beaster Bunny next!
Another great film IMHO but needed to be seen at the cinema and in 3D. :)
Not for me. I like pretty looking cgi but after an hour and forty minutes of things just spinning around in space it just became a bore fest.
Gravity sucked.
The infiltrator - shame as the book was pretty good.
Geostorm. Premiered tonight overhere in Holland. 100 mins of my life I won't get back. 6.6 at IMDB. I am puzzled how that's possible.
Menno
Unfortunately the validity of IMDB ratings have been completely destroyed by Studio's marketing departments who immediately plae hundreds of positive reviews on IMDB and across the web when movies are released now. It's a core part of what they do.
So clever my foot fell off.
Definitely one of the worst films that I’ve encountered for a long time.
Guy Ritchie’s bizarre attempt to integrate his mockney gangster obsession into the Arthurian legend really grates all the way through - particularly the ill fitting dialogue as you say.
Honeymoon. Complete waste of money - the story never really built into anything, and it just seemed to end. Everything that you expected to happen, happened, with zero tension or any kind of viewing merit.
The Mummy with Tom Cruise. Utter tosh, a cross between a bad Dr. Who episode and Indiana Jones. And why was Dr. Jeckyll involved, what was that all about? Even the lovely Grace from Peaky Blinders couldn't save it, and I suppose the studio was going for a PG13 or her wet shirt scenes would have been less... wet.
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Words fail me to tell how bad it is. Stay away from 100 life-wasting minutes.
Menno
Latest Star Wars; total shite along with anything which wasn’t the original 4, 5 & 6.
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Kingsman 2 - just bizarre!
Great if you are a 15 year old, but a complete waste of time, talent, energy for everyone else.
Made even worse by the constant use of the word "fu*k" in virtuely every sentence. It's just boring and adds nothing to the story line, comedy or drama. Boring, boring, boring!
Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Mad Max : Fury Road
OMG what a disappointment, as I was really looking forward to seeing it.
I mean, what were they thinking?!
sent by elves while I'm asleep....
The Justice League, absolute garbage. What the hell were they thinking, first movie for a while I would put in the unwatchable category!
Mad Max was amazing so your just plain wrong!!
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The greatest showman.
The worst shower of sh*t I have ever seen.
I believe they are doing a franchise/series of these, sort of like the old League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I agree that this first installment was a bit rubbish but I think it shows some real potential as a series and this will stand alone as an "origins" story.
Ive just watched something called American Assassin which was just about watchable as an action flick, but definitely the most basic, cliched and predictable movie I've seen since The Expendables.
We watched Mother yesterday. It's about as f*cked up as Donnie Darko.
La la land :-(
Bright
ET. Watched it with family. Best acting was by Drew Barrymore. Truly of its time but terrible now.
Gosh yes, I'm normally a sucker for this kind of stuff - sci-fi/sci-fantasy, sexy baddies, etc. - but it was a rambling mess.
'The Night Before' starring Seth Rogen.
Unbelievably bad.
Mine.
Like watching paint dry.
It's that bad you have to watch it all just to see what happens.
Just got round to watching the Robocop remake as it was in Film 4 last month. Much worse than I was expecting because I recall it had some reasonable reviews when it came out. It was basically a TV movie and should have gone straight to video.
Life (2017)
Truly awful film, slow, nothing really happens and at the end of it you wonder why you just wasted the last 104 minutes of your life watching it.
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You called?
Is it that bad then? I was hoping a movie with my surname, maybe the story of my life, staring Mr Smith might be ok
It’s not that bad. It ain’t great, but disconnect your brain for a while and it’s certainly watchable.
Worst film for me ever would be Left Behind with Nicholas Cage. Love him in some things but he does some stinkers and this has to be the worst of the lot.
Manchester by Sea. Quite how the papers could say it was one of the best films of the year....
I made the first 5 minutes then realised it was not for me.
Nicholas Cage is certainly an enigma. He can be brilliant, but he doesn’t half pick some crap to get involved in. (Although I’m sure his financial difficulties have something to do with it).
Bruce Willis is another one who does a surprising amount of dross. I think he can only really play “Bruce Willis” though, it’s just he occasionally gets lucky with a great script that suits this character.
John Cusak is another one.
In fact there could be a whole thread on “actors who don’t know how to turn down a bad role”.
I would put all the Mad Max films (new and old) in the category of TOTALLY RUBBISH personally, but I've not watched any recently.
Can't recall a totally rubbish film I've watched all of recently, but I did start to watch something called "Sudden Death" with Jean-Claude Van Damme in last night (where a bunch of baddies kill a lot of people and take the VP hostage at an Ice Hockey game) - It was like a really bad, straight to video version of Under Siege (even the chief villain seemed to be parodying Tommy Lee Jones!) - I gave up after 15-20 minutes.
M
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Found my self watching Chuck Norris Firewalker OMG was it bad! I love Mad Max though!!
Jackie with Natalie Portman... love the 60s era & thought despite the tragedy element would be very "mad men" stylish and interesting back story on the Kennedy's & her life after....what a total dull plodding turgid dire pile of doo doo..... turned off 1/3 through & enjoyed Ep3 of Grand Tour instead.... ahh...yes.....much better in every way....
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To be fair I think anything him, Dolph Lungdren or Steven Segal do nowadays are going to be unwatchable straight to DVD nonsense!
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Or from the last 10 years (at least), but this was from 1995!
Timecop was pretty decent and he did a few other OK 'brain out' films, but this was awful...
M
Always makes me laugh that after JCVD did Timecop (which your right was pretty good!) he was offered a $36m deal for 3 movies and told them to shove it as he wanted $60m........ He was then blacklisted and ended up doing the crap we have seen over the last 20 Year’s. Silly sod!
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Mentioned above but Justice League was appalling. Saying that, wasn’t a fan of Batman vs Superman, Superman or Suicide Squad... not sure why I bothered thinking about it... although Wonder Woman wasn’t dreadful
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