breitling replica

[Daveya.]

'My friend who has a dad'

'Who is a jewler'

'Who said the diamonds are real'

Genius in all 3 statements.


'My friend who has a dad' my fave TZ post of all time.

[Mj2k]

'My friend who has a dad' my fave TZ post of all time.

Mine too, genius!

[P9CLY]

Mine too, genius!

Yes but is he his real Dad!.

Maybe an imposter Dad,or even a fake Dad.

[TooTall]

[Dave+63]

Hey little Chrissy, can you post us some pics of your mum sunbathing topless please?

We need to know whether they're real or fake too!

[MADDOG]

This old girl today.

[MerlinShepherd]

Yes but is he his real Dad!.

Maybe an imposter Dad,or even a fake Dad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDKdcFb812I

It was Christmas. I was walking across the vast plain. The snow was like glass. It was cold. The air was lifeless. No movement, not a sound. The horizon was round. The sky black. The stars dead. The moon carried to its grave yesterday. The sun not risen. I screamed. I could not hear myself. I screamed again. I saw a body lying on the snow. It was the Christ child. Its limbs white and rigid. Its halo a yellow frozen disc. I took the child in my hands. I moved its arms up and down. I opened its lids. It had no eyes. I was hungry. I ate the halo. It tasted like old bread. I bit his head off. Old marzipan. I continued on my way.

Josh, you need to change profession! You'd kick Stephen King off the top selling author list!

[Josh B]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDKdcFb812I





Josh, you need to change profession! You'd kick Stephen King off the top selling author list!

I must confess that my literary skills here are as fake as a Turkish watch. That is a short story by Durrenmatt.

[number2]

OP as hard as this may seem to take on board, what you're looking at wasn't a replica, it was, still is, and always will be a FAKE, phoney, Micky Mouse watch, if you want to lash out £50.00 on tat then knock yourself out,

[tangs]

not been on here for a long time.....this thread has made it worthwhile!

[AlphaCat]

Haha this reminds me of the time a guy asked me what I thought about his Breitling Miller Tower Billion.
A Mulliner Tourbillon?
Yeah that's what I said, Tower Billion.
Oh dear god.