Reply With QuoteThe sun sometimes reflects into my eyes from the piano black finish in my car.
Reading through the posts I see many first world problems. Post your's here. Today I tore my nice new expensive cycling gloves. I am distraught..............................
Meanwhile in a Country far away a young woman tries to feed her four starving children while her husband is placed in a pile of old tyres doused in petrol and burnt alive by 'rebels'
The sun sometimes reflects into my eyes from the piano black finish in my car.
I have the clap.
The ITV world cup presenters, pundits and commentators.
At my current rate of consumption my bar of jelly popping candy chocolate will only last another six minutes.
My heart go's out to you.... Stay strong my little soldier.Originally Posted by bloater
I'm constantly thinking about a vintage 5513., only after buying my 14060. My head needs looking at.
I ironed a shirt for tomorrow, leaving the sleeves until last, as usual. I discovered a small mark on the last sleeve, which meant a time consuming rethink on the whole rig-out, followed by another chapter of ironing.
114060 or 14060, it's a real head scratcher.
Sometimes my dry cleaners don't press the collars on my shirts perfectly well. Just last week one of the Zegna ones was a very poor job indeed. Totally ruined my day.
If I use both cup holders in my Mercedes it makes gear changing slightly awkward
We pay someone to do our ironing.
I can't iron a thing, and life is too short.
So clever my foot fell off.
Steve, Steve, Steve...
Collar
Yolk
Sleeves
Shoulders
Back
Front
There is no other way to iron a shirt.
Anyway... don't know which stupidly overpriced Veblen wrist-candy to go for, but I won't bore anyone with the details (again).
The wife thinks she comes to iron, that's all that mattersWe pay someone to do our ironing.
I can't iron a thing, and life is too short.
I'm not sure whether or not to do any work tomorrow.
It's just a matter of time...
Should I buy a 46° or 48° pitching wedge?
I keep getting emails on my mobile and that disturbs me watching TV as I have to get up and walk across the room to check it. Plus my wife puts our bottled water in the fridge in the garage, I have to walk through the kitchen past our big American fridge so I can get a simple glass of clean water. I asked her to put it in the wine fridge but she said no? What the hell kind of a world is this when a man has to walk nearly 10 meters to get a bottle of cold water?
^^^^^ Send the wife ^^^^^
Can't decide between white dial or black dial Daytona so will have to get them both.
He is obviously a poof drinking bottled water. A straight bloke would be sender the missus to bring him a cold beer.
I have a slightly dinted toe on one of my Pal Zileri desert boots as i couldn't be arsed putting the shoe trees in.
It's just a matter of time...
Serves you right for buying cheap shoes!
Wagamamas poured the curry sauce over my Katsui Curry, rice and chicken, when I specifically asked for it to be separate, and I was gutted.
thanks for ruining my Fathers Day you underpaid hard done to university students.
I'm wanting to purchase a new 55" TV however the front room is only big enough to accommodate a 40" !!
I have to admit I sometimes suffer some of these annoying first world problems but none of these compares to the horrendous problems that my wife faces everyday when she walks into her dressing room and announces that she has absolutely nothing to wear; how on earth she copes is beyond me :-)
A guy from London was giving me a speech about money laundry in Cyprus
At the same time he told me he is a banker
But surely that is a 3rd world problem ;)
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Bloody fire alarms went off last night, so stayed up off a few hours and ate continuously! Feel drained now.
It's just a matter of time...
Forgot to lift my smart watch this morning so now have to manually pick up my phone to check the messages coming through as opposed to turn my wrist 45 degrees!! It's like living in the stone age! :(
:)
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
I didn't like the 911 turbo so wondered if I should try a Maserati?
There's nothing on the telly worth watching.
Made a phone call. Got confused with the :
Press 1 for........
Press 2 for........ Routine........
The worst thing about it is I am probably calling a third world call centre! :(
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Just paid £3.50 for a coffee, I picked up brown sugar by accident. I'm now back in the office and want white sugar.
Reminds me of Alan Partridge - "... more distance between the eggs and beans. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater..."
The BMW 7 series I planned to look at was sold.
Tuff titty
Just bought the new Sony 50" KDL50 blar blar and it has a football button the setting is a likkle bit rubbish, I have to adjust the backlight.
Come on Sony.
Nonsense! Any first world Mercedes will be automatic.
I can't decide between rump steak at £25/kg and fillet steak at £30/kg.
I'm laughing my boobies off at that. The guys a wizard at those quotes
Sent the wife to the shop for Ice Cream, she thought she'd picked up Ben & Jerry's cookies and cream but alas it was Spoony's cookies and cream – a piss poor copy brand.
"Chick boys, it's not that I'm attracted to them I just think they're interesting creatures"
Sunday Bloody Sunday'. What a great song. It really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday, doesn't it? You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".
Pure, pure genius!
Netflix takes at least 90 seconds to boot up!
We are a three car family now and it's a battle against who has to park on the road.
No brainer, the least valuable car.
A piece of Egg, probably from the Egg Salad, managed to creep into my Tuna on Granary from the caterer's delivery this morning - and they didn't bring the sliced Kiwi as usual, merely Apples, Strawberries and Bananas.
I am now terribly concerned for what tomorrow brings, as this left me both nauseous and hungry right up until this afternoon.
Someone has trashed my base on Samurai Siege, I now have a shield up for 14hrs... do I waste the shield and have my revenge now... or wait until the shield finishes?????
The batteries in my wireless mouse have ran out. Meaning I've had to use the touchpad on my laptop. This has ruined my afternoon.
I can't work out how to get Calendar reminders on the lock screen of my iPhone, my world is in chaos.
This is far worse, than any poverty, starvation or pestilence.
I could cite lots of my first world problems, but they all disappear from mind when I’m in a third world country.
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
But that would mean i'd have to have a debate with the wife and daughter. I'm out numbered 2-1
Last edited by Jon Kenney; 16th June 2014 at 17:39. Reason: spelling
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