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Thread: Husband's phone call

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    Craftsman
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    Husband's phone call

    "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.

    The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot.”

    Wife's Response:

    "Who is Paula?"

    And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.

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    Ha ha!!!

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    Grand Master VDG's Avatar
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    Yep, too true
    Fas est ab hoste doceri

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    I thought that it was a text message?

    http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...nd-to-his-wife


    ;-)

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