Reply With QuoteCar keys (smart entry system) so they stay in whichever i am wearing.
Wallet
£8.70 in change.
An 1866 1 penny and an old watch battery.
Phone
Dummy
20p
Zip from a monkey costume worn to fancy dress last night
Car keys (smart entry system) so they stay in whichever i am wearing.
Wallet
£8.70 in change.
An 1866 1 penny and an old watch battery
Nothing. I carry everything I need in my handbag.
WTSF?
Why in Christ's name would you ask what's in anyone's pockets?
Are you hoping to do a deal in SC for their hanky or bubblegum/tic tacs?
What's next, who's in your house right now?
It's bad enough being curious of what car members drive, and thankfully no-one has seen fit (yet) to ask what sort of house members live in, but this takes the biscuit.
<wanders off stupified, shaking head>
If you have ever had a sick baby laying on you for hours and bloody hours you'll understand how the mind wonders. I'm captive on my sofa and can't move or he cries. The tv remote is out of reach and the wife is out. My mind wonders.....Originally Posted by PJ S
I have, and i know what it's like, never mind Mr happy's post he obviously can not get to his pockets because of the poker stuck up his posterior (this is the G&D).
Hope the kiddies better soon it's bloody awful when their ill.
Just changed my pants so
Car Keys
Some Bubblegum ........going to try that on SC later not posting to NI.
And a Patek Sky Moon Tourbillon Model 5002P worth about 1.6 Million what luck, good job i found this thread.
Anti-matter, Lord Lucan and JFK's brain.
Fluff and disappointment - hope the little feller gets better soon, it's a horrible thing for both child and parent to go through
£225.81p
A thumbpick (Dunlop medium)
The keyless key for my car
An E Cig
3 E Cig Cartomiser refills
Everything else is in my Handbag (Really)
Fuff...
My hands
Been there, done that. Hope the little one will feel better soon.
Half a pack of Airwaves ( the only acceptable chewing gum).
The One Ring to rule them all, the One Ring to find them,
the One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
A snotty hanky, nothing else.
Snotty piece of toilet paper
Sweat pants - no pockets....
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Sweat pants - no pockets....
My stylish Daniel Craig-esque chinos hide a plethora of wonders, not least two tickets for Waddington Airshow, purchased from Morrisons this very morning.
A winning ticket to the last euro millions draw. It's for £12,000,732 but I'm just too lazy to cash it in right now.
Two mobile phones, one wallet, one penknife, one 5w automotive wedge bulb, about 3 quid in change and a 15cm audio cable. Also, fluff...
How did you type that? Voice recognition? I think we should be told but don't remove your hands.
Just returned from holiday and horror of horrors my Cartomisers are missing I am sure i Packed themCan i last till morning when the VIP kiosk opens, I am sucking on this one like Linda Lovelace's over acting and nothings happening.
I'm on the couch right now so the correct answer is zilch.
LOL
Bullshit! You cannot have anti-matter in your pocket, not unless you can contain the electromagnetic invariance flux in a toroidal flogensphere matrix.
Congrats on the other two though!
You need to search the house for any you discarded before they were completely emptyJust returned from holiday and horror of horrors my Cartomisers are missing I am sure i Packed them
In my coat pocket I have a torch, a magnifying glass... oh bugger it!!
It's easier to put a pic on..
John
I am sure that he can contain the electromagnetic invariance flux in a toroidal flogensphere matrix with his eyes closed.
Condoms and marijuana
“Don’t look back, you’re not heading that way.”
Ditto! I actually have a silver One Ring that I always wear. Got it for my 20th.
A hole.
Been feeling cocky all day though
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A collection of doggy treats,2 black poop bags,My wallet,Car keys and my mobile.
Just taken the dogs down the woods and that's all I needed .
4 pockets on my strides, and 2 on the body warmer, and nothing in any of them
5 sets of car keys, e-cig cartridge, Stanley knife, assorted 12v fuses, 10mm ratchet spanner, couple of drill bits, poop bags, and an iPhone.
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
My wedding ring and a condom. :)
Lol! A robust response!
Yo momma
Had to rush out, so couldn't reply at the time - but would've said "Then have a nap."
Oh, and add "hope the wee'un gets over its sickness asap."
My M&S boxer shorts don't have any pockets...?
Just my wallet and some letters I need to post.
House keys, iPhone, Wallet, change. And, on fuller inspection, a Peroni bottle-cap and a dry-cleaning ticket which I can't remember being given.
Then how the hell did you type this??
On second thoughts, please don't answer that question.
Stuff in pockets!!! With the exception of a folded handkerchief there should be nothing, it ruins the lines of one's clothes!
Just checked, no pockets in this dress. Womens clothings all well and good but not very practical.
I always knew there was something suspect about Carrickfergus - now I know what it is; you're all Dorises and Mavises at the weekends!
PMSL!
Nothing here either.
Last time I was asked this question it was by an irate policeman : )
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