Reply With QuoteA good tailor,
A good shirt-maker,
Membership to a club,
And a Bentley....
A car the other half disapprove of
A good tailor,
A good shirt-maker,
Membership to a club,
And a Bentley....
I will settle for DebbieOriginally Posted by Captainhowdy
A Ducati & a Nikki
A good chef's knife.
Can of WD40.
One of Eddie's watches.
A V8-engined car.
A hip-flask filled with Laphroaig.
A sense of humour.
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
Contentment.
A good quality belt.
If i get a dog - thats the breed I want!
Spooky. I was going to say the same thing.
Are you taking this seriously....?!
My life is, apparently, complete
Yes. I mean no. Eh, kinda. "Mistress" was a genuinely heartfelt suggestion!
I no longer own one of Eddie's (had a couple - now sold) but the rest I can do. My life is complete too :-)
cheers,
Realistically - A Child
Hypothetically (and unlikely) - The ability to understand the mind of a woman.
Every man should own..... their own mind (that can't be split in a divorce, just lost....)
A motoycycle because it;
Gives you a big grin
Scares the crap out of you
Clears the clutter of life from your head
Creates conversations with complete strangers
and most importantly............makes you feel alive!
“Don’t look back, you’re not heading that way.”
A Hawaiian shirt.
The ability to carve gybe without dropping of the plane...
A cat and a sense of contempt for anyone he and his cat encounters.
An old house. 600 years is old enough to be interesting. I don't exclude the possibility that some modern houses may also be interesting in their own way.
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A girl called Sylwia from Poland.
Ish
9.5'' min..
Fas est ab hoste doceri
That's a big old wrist
Which makes you a pimp!
RIAC
Four cars the other half disapproves of!
"A man of little significance"
a chainsaw - definitely a chainsaw.
Absolutely!
Por supuesto!
Certamente!
A toy Light-Saber.
An unused guitar... it can be acoustic, electric, Lead or Bass.
Check ;)
A criminal record
A real man always carries a well-sharpened pocket knife. My grandfather told me that when I was a little boy. Given that he was a Dutch volunteer with the Allied forces in the Pacific during WW2, participated in half a dozen amphibious landings against the Japanese along with general McArthur, fought a vicious jungle war on Borneo, was wounded several times, got half a dozen medals plus a field commission, was one of only two survivors of a unit of 18 and personally liberated his own wife and children from a Japanese concentration camp in Indonesia where they had been held prisoner for several years, I have taken that advice extremely serious all my life.
Apart from that, I'd say a debt-free house would do nicely, plus a few good friends.
Well, they do say that carrying a knife can get you into lots of trouble...
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Definitely getting another leather jacket.
ish
I know you have been cutting down! ;)
A well-notched headboard.
Or 3 - I went a little Aloha shirt crazy on a recent trip to Oahu
Mahalo
A pulse.
A big motorcycle.
A shoe box full of large denomination notes.
A large waterproof bag.
A passport.
What he said.
Every man should have a sh1te drawer filled with all the stuff you don't need now but might need some future day!
A tie that doesn't have a Disney character on it.
Gets my vote
Andy
Wanted - Damasko DC57
A folded white handkerchief.
A heavily used telecaster
His independence
Only if you live in the wrong country (i.e. the UK). Elsewhere it probably depends on the type of knife (a Laguiole or similar pocket knife won't get you in trouble in France, usually, for instance, but a stiletto or bayonet would.)
I usually carry a Swiss Army knife of one sort or another. Recently I had to go to the Préfecture de Police (the main Police station for Paris - known colloquially as 'the chicken coop'). Just before I got to the X-ray machine I realised I had a knife in my pocket, so I put it at the bottom of my bag and tried to hide it among pens, keys, USB keys and the like. Anyway, my bag went through the machine and the seemingly half-interested flic stopped his conversation with his colleague, pointed at the screen and said something along the lines of 'what the f*** is that?' Just a little pocket knife, I told him, and that I had forgotten it was in there. 'Right' says the flic, 'put it in your pocket and DON'T take it out until you leave, got it?'. Righto, says I, and off I toddled.
Torch
Knife
Sports car
Camera
Good travel bag
Bitch
A good moisturiser.
1) The love and respect of his children.
2) the ability to meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two imposters just the same
A Man-Drawer.
a patio steam cleaner
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
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