Reply With QuoteA mistress.
Leaving out the usual and obvious items like a decent watch, pen etc , list only one thing you think every chap should aim to acquire?
A mistress.
A form of transport or 4.
A prosthetic vagina
A sense of humour
Definitely a mistress.
A man purse. Lol
Sorry, wrong thread.
His own underpants.
"A man of little significance"
A bespoke suit and some quality shoes ( ideally both ).
Last edited by K80; 21st February 2013 at 03:04.
An STD.
A pension. An ISA. Decent set of tools. Wife. A place away from all of the above.
A reach around.
A coin purse...
A Parrot & an Eyepatch
RIAC
His own micro brewery
A Shed
A Ducati & a Nikki
Last edited by Captainhowdy; 21st February 2013 at 08:58.
Petrol gardening tools.
3 types of hammer.
5ft spirit level.
A handful of shameful moments.
Missing memory's from youth.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
A secret.
Memories of a sportsman's double.
A scar that has a story, a war wound or a shark bite should do it, so much more interesting than cheap and tacky tatoo's.
Classic car
Motorcycle
Children
Not necessarily at the same time though.
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Classic car
Motorcycle
Children
Not necessarily at the same time though.
A wide and varied assortment of quality tools. Even if they are never properly used.
A loving and stable upbringing by both parents, neither of whom live on benefits.
One of these:
dunk
"Well they would say that ... wouldn't they!"
... and any TZ UK forum member needs ...
..... a thick skin
dunk
"Well they would say that ... wouldn't they!"
Serious head: Confidence
Very serious head: curry proof bottom
A characterful dog
Gray
A quality leather weekend travel bag
A second (or third) language.
A well used passport.
A bit selective CH, not like you!Originally Posted by Captainhowdy
A Ducati & a Nikki
Anyway, essential knowledge. To Include:
How to fix a puncture,
How to sharpen a knife
How to throw an imaginary object into a brown paper bag convincingly
How to start (and extinguish) a fire
How to play a musical instrument
How to smoke a pipe
How to tie a bow tie but, at the same time, appreciate there is NOT ONE situation that absolutely necessitates the wearing of one.
How to escape an attack by a bear/lion/pack of wild dogs/lurch of Zombies (delete as applicable)
How to handle a weapon safely and shoot effectively be it a firearm, bow and arrow, sling shot or Trebuchet.
How to drive a car or truck and ride a motorcycle
How to save the occupants of a high rise building/ship/plane/train/tunnel/bank/fairground ride/bridge/underground lair from marauding terrorists/fire/flood/disease/zombie apocolypse
How to whittle
How to iron correctly
How to polish shoes/boots correctly
How to cook
How to erase the history of their computer before the Mrs finds trace of the 'specialist' sites he has visited
How to watch a sports event featuring a favoured participant or team without uttering a single profanity
How to wire a plug
The difference between cross point screwdrivers and philips screwdrivers
How to be humble in victory and gracious in defeat
A flat cap
A beard
A car that makes absolutely no sense but you love it anyway
There may be more but i'm feeling ropey today.......................................
A drawer in the kitchen full of useless stuff...
An open mind
A positive and self-confident opinion of one's self, and the ability to keep that opinion to one's self
Self Control
A healthy disregard for the Law
Some mental and physical ability to protect himself and those he chooses to
An axe
Gray
Vernier calipers
A mistress with a sense of humour would be better.
Contentment!...................................it does sound quite BS doesn't it!
The teeth he uses on a daily basis.
A handsome Filipino houseboy.
The love of his family perhaps.
Wordly possessions are simply that, you can not take them with you, and they do not bring happiness.
OK, you can have him. But only after the inevitable and unfortunate promotion to manservant.
Every man should, at some point, own a NA V8/V10/V12 before the greenies get their way and all 'big' engines have multiple turbos.
A re-mapped Mx-5
:)
A 'unique PH' sense of humour
A boerboel and an italian pair of shoes
People who say possessions do not bring happiness simply do not know where to shop.
Neither do you own the love of your family, it is something you receive but never possess.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodríguez
A homologation special, Lancia integrale for me.
A pocket knife or multitool.
A Maglite or other bright torch.
Have owned and therefore know how to ride a motorbike.
A 'unique PH' sense of humour
Lol, cheers
A 2 pood kettlebell.
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