Reply With QuoteI saw 'Rock of Ages' on a.b.dvd download. What a stinking pile of poo.
Tom Cruise is too old and too straight for the Iggy Pop persona.
Ignore.
I watched a movie with Michael Jackson in it recently. It was BAD
sometimes I really crack myself up
shamow..........
I saw 'Rock of Ages' on a.b.dvd download. What a stinking pile of poo.
Tom Cruise is too old and too straight for the Iggy Pop persona.
Ignore.
My g/f put on 'Eat Pray Love' a few weekends ago - jesus this is an AWFUL movie. Julia Roberts had that hideous smirk on her simpering face all the way through..Stuff Drink Shag would be a better blokes option. I had to go and see 'The Raid' to cleanse myself now thats a great film!
I might get some flak for this but I saw some of Avatar recently and thought it to be quite awful.
I saw it a while ago, and thought it was better than I'd expected, and better than it was made out to be. Still not great, though.Originally Posted by pluseditor
SnowWhite and the Huntsman.
Special effects fluffing up a flimsy story line that didnīt get any less by combining other Grimm elements as the flat acting made it drag on and on and on unhappily everafter.
SnowWhite and the Huntsman.
Special effects fluffing up a flimsy story line that didnīt get any less so by combining other Grimm elements as the flat acting made it drag on and on and on unhappily everafter.
Not a bad reason :roll: but I still despair of chaps who have these ladies with bad taste in film :wink: time for a rewind I reckon :bounce:
Avatar deserves credit for being the first movie conceived as 3D.
Much of the popular response was basically about the sensation of the 3D effect.
Not that I think 3D is all that great but that doesnīt change the above.
I think you are right. I saw it on TV but couldn't imagine having to sit through hours of it in a 3D cinema. I also find all the Lord Of The Rings stuff terribly tedious. I'll get me coat......Avatar deserves credit for being the first movie conceived as 3D.
Much of the popular response was basically about the sensation of the 3D effect.
Not that I think 3D is all that great but that doesnīt change the above.
Just watch this, can't decide if it's the worst movie in the world, or the best worst movie in the world if you see what I mean!
ktmog6uk
marchingontogether!
I guess if you want to see really bad films you should look at the horror channel.
I do occasionally scan through for anything old and interesting but some of the titles of the modern films sound hilarious but are probably rubbish.
One example showing at moment is, "Nude nuns with big guns". :shock:
Cheers,
Neil.
Was it any good Neil?
Warhorse arrrrgghhhh borehorse
Iron Lady I was really looking forward to it - great acting but badly put together
Girl With Dragon Tattoo - not bad but original beats it hands down
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Was it any good Neil?
I never saw it.
I might have a look in the future though, just for reference you understand. :wink:
Cheers,
Neil.
Watched Friends with Benefits last weekend, worst film I've seen in a very long time
The Da Vinci Code! Utter crap!
Don't know if this qualifies as a really bad film, but it wins hands down for the best name, (IMHO) - from the movies for men channel, I am proud to present you with:
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns!"
:D
Somebody else got in with this first.
So, anyway, is it any good!?
I may be adding to this thread tomorrow, "Mongolian Death Worm" is on the agenda for this evening.
Eddie
Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".
I think there is a factual documentary by the same name, factual in that real people woth nothing better to do go to Mongolua looking for blood spitting death worms and dont find them.
Oh yeah. Forgot that one. How can a man make Apollo 13 AND that pile of rubbish? Which one was the fluke?
So -1 to me for originality then - and no it was pretty crap!Somebody else got in with this first.
So, anyway, is it any good!?
Independence Day.
I ll never forget, years and years ago my wife and I were in California doing the whole West Coast thing.
The big movie at the time was Independance Day so I thought there could be nowhere better in the world than Hollywood to watch "The Film Of The Century :D "
I recall sitting in the cinema as the Yanks whooped and hollered throughout as the Americans saved the planet( although the biggest cheer was for when the White House was vapourised" and wondering wether it was actually a pisstake movie.
Even to this day I ll always watch it because it was such a bad good film(8 pm tonight on Sky )
Thor, poo
Iron man2, poo
In time, poo
Shame, boooooring
Smokin aces, jeeesus
Got the first Sherlock Holmes on DVD and I daren't put it on in case that's poo too.
Red Tails.
Great action scenes but a storyline written by a 5 year old.
And America saves the world ......again.
Just sat through A Dangerous Method. Absolutely appalling, tedious, self-obsessed drivel.
There's 100 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
You are being far to kind on this one.
Iron Sky - just got to love the idea of Nazis living on the moon.....
This!
Hobo with a shotgun, so bad I couldnīt take my eyes away, and with that titan of the film world, Rudger Hauer! :D
Just watched Machine Gun Preacher last night. Was looking forward to it as it is a fantastic story but butchered by Hollywood for a quick cash-in. So sad when this happens.
Anybody else catch " Nazis at the centre of the earth " another classic (made in 2012) from the syfy channel last night :shock: .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwQk7Sn_cwk
Two words, George Lucas :lol:
I could only watch about 40 minutes before giving up, any longer and i would have vomited at the amount of cliches used in one film, honestly it was so bad, everything was as stereotypical, the Germans, racists, the guys being as good as good can be, the terminology and so on, you can now see why Harrison Ford used to gag when reading Lucas scripts :lol:
Iron Sky POS
just seen the last half of "mistress of spices"
pretty crap BUT this delightful creature was in it
so not bad really!
http://www.bollywoodimages.com/pictures ... ai_006.htm
Goat
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
She's put on a lot of weight recently (she's had a kid so fair enough)...you may change your mind on seeing her now. :)
I saw it advertised and sky+ it... got to be done with a title like that 8)Anybody else catch " Nazis at the centre of the earth " another classic (made in 2012) from the syfy channel last night .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwQk7Sn_cwk
Not watched it yet...any good?
Rock of Ages, it goes on for ages. But it kept the wife quiet for a couple of hours. No easy task :D
Watched "Lockout" over the weekend (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1592525/) .. Pure cheese. Guy Pearce has some good one-liners though
Watch 2 fast 2 furious the other night.
Couldn't work out whether it was supposed to be a comedy or action film.
Truly dreadful acting.
My wife made me watch Salmon Fishing in the Yemen recently. Truly dreadful tosh.
Watched "Tin Tin" shocking
Isn't it a guilty pleasure to watch a really bad movie and then moan about it. LONG LIVE the really bad movie genre, life would be dull without it.
No it wasn't....i thought it was quite good. It is a kids film after all.
Hobo with a shotgun - stuck it on and it lasted approx 8.5 minutes. Utter,utter kack.
Yup, Spiderman 4. Nearly fell asleep
I do a lot of research before watching anything, so usually avoid dross. In our house, the last time the girlfriend picked anything she chose Captain Correlli's Mandolin (sp?). She doesn't get a say any more.
Even though I quite like comic book adaptations and I am quite happy to suspend disbelief, Wanted wasn't great...and the final scene had my GF saying 'oh come off it' it was so stupid.
I heard good things about this but watched it last night with the wife and at the end we both agreed it was the biggest load of pretentious rubbish we've seen in ages. And it has the WORST ending of any film I have seen this decade.
Had the misfortune to sit through "Mercury Rising" the other night. Should have known as soon as the two policemen who were supposed to give Bruce a thorough telling off actually did it in such a way that only a deaf fool couldn't have understood that Bruce just happened to be the bestest policeman in the whole world. I think that William Goldman calls it 'protecting the star', Bruce must have a sub-clause in each contract that stipulates at least one scene where a bunch of people tell him just how brilliant he is whilst he gets to look doe eyed.
The film kind of went down hill from there.
The Three Stooges!!!
Good job there were no sharp implements lying around for the 40 minutes that I endures before having to turn it off
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