Thinking might not renew my contract this time round, fancy some time out.....
I'll miss the free Christmas dinner at work tomorrow but that's okay as they brought Curry Thursday forward a day - Chicken Jalfrezi mmmmm :happy7:
Thinking might not renew my contract this time round, fancy some time out.....
Why do I eat at 12 o'clock whether I'm hungry or not?
cant button my trousers up have to use belt to close them :(
Is £10 too much for a teacup and saucer?
£20, as I need a pair.
Bugger me; I've just checked my Luftwaffe profile. 104 flights since January of last year.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Is that like Lufthansa?Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
Pink or stink?
Originally Posted by hogthrob
Yes, only slightly more aggressive.
I like to eat my M&M's by pouring them into a bowl and eating them by colour order (starting my the colour which there are least of and working up)
Why is Celt and Celtic (modern speakers of a Celtic language or followers of the Celtic identity) usually pronounced differently to Glasgow's Celtic F.C. ?
Anglicisation has thirteen letters.Originally Posted by hogthrob
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Jim.
god im hungry.
Ok.. you may eat, my child.Originally Posted by verv
Yes, they are all my guitars.
Why whenever I put on a t-shirt without looking is it guaranteed to always be the wrong way round?
I HATE moving house :(
...and every so often, when I make a cup of tea I am convinced it tastes fishy.
Just forgot about the garlic bread and now it is burned :cry:
Why is the fluff from our dryer also lilac in colour, no matter what the colour of the clothes?
Why have some of my dragon trees leaves gone yellow and sickly looking?
God Bless Plod's poor sense of smell... :wink:
beer o'clock in about 15 minutes down my local boozer. luverly :drunken:
I'm cold.
I'm going for a poo.
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
What do you think this is Peter facebook or something? :wink: :lol:Originally Posted by Griswold
Cheers,
Gary
That is odd, me too :? well I send my apprentice to make a cuppa and tell him not to come back with a mackerel cuppa, lord only knows how he makes it taste of fish :oOriginally Posted by howie77
Toothache :cry:
Apparently, 'fishy' is an accepted term used by tea tasters:Originally Posted by Zoomer
http://www.blendsforfriends.com/bpages/teatasting.htmlFishy – an un-explicable taste of fish sometimes found in green teas – not normally a good thing!
Is there really a soft-top convertible that doesn't leak at all?
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
Well well, the random disclosure thread offers interesting random knowledge!Originally Posted by hogthrob
Tell him not to wipe his bell-end around the rim of your cup. You never know where his girlfriend's been :wink: :wink: :? :? :shock: :shock:Originally Posted by hogthrob
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Jim.
Fishy is how Rooibos tea tastes to me. Horrid, nasty fishy stuff. :pukeleft:Originally Posted by hogthrob
Originally Posted by ralphy
Old (R129) shape SL
Bugger, nicked speeding :(
Windows Live Messenger is way too bloated. Use Pidgin instead.
If you think I'm going to be standing outside miming carols next to a bonfire then you can think a-bloody-gain.
My cat Boris isn't very well :(
The code. The Armani code. I don't have it.
Best
Richard
Play it safe with Biryani?
Or gamble on a Jalfrezi?
z
Snot. My nose is full of it.
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
I think I might be starting a cold, just in time for Xmas.
Have had a whole week at home without wife or kids (aged 2 and 4) as they went on to her folks in prague for christmas ahead of me. I miss them but by god its been nice to have the house to myself for a week, to go out for beers, to not have the exhausting evenings putting kids to bed after working all day, to eat what i like when i like, control the tv. So many luxuries being single!! Back to the knackering world of fatherhood again on thursday.
Whats the connection between 23 Engr Regt and giraffes ? :scratch:
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
this thread is like TZ-UK's very own tweeting :D
by the way twitter and tweeting i dont get :?
Time go get down to the gym - bye for now, back later
wasting my time on here :wink:
Finished for the holidays. Now the real skiving begins - avoiding the shops, the rellies, and the wrapping :-)
Gray
M&S "Christmas Pudding Smoothie": another one of those things in life which is much much worse than it sounds.
The Mrs is doing my head in, so glad I am off out on a Night shift :shock: