my head is vibrating why didnt I go home after the footy
why is the bloke in the cubicle next to mine. doing sound effects to his dump? & he smells seriously ill
my head is vibrating why didnt I go home after the footy
I think it's my wife's 'special time'.
My mate and his mum were on the tv last night
My toilet needs a wider U Bend
We needed a special 50th post ;)Originally Posted by ralphy
Regards,
Al^2
8 runs short :lol: :lol: :lol:
I moan too much - unless I am drinking too much :?
I find "too much" is such an unhelpful measure.
Gray
Sat in my office with some who's trying to sell me something.
Am so bored listening, I'm looking on SC to keep myself awake.
:)
Glad the horology.com forum is back working again as the firewall at work blocks TZ :)
:-)Originally Posted by RoyalVilla
Unfortunately when you post using horologyclub.com on threads I'm subscribed to, the phpBB software sends the new message alert email from horologyclub.com and not tz-uk.com. This means that my logged in cookie is not recognised by phpBB (different domain) so I either have to log in again or manually edit the URL.
Happily not too many people use horologyclub.com. ;-)
The Post office computers are down and no-one can buy stamps.
Luckily the nine parcels I had to drop off were pre stamped by my lovely wife :P
I think I'm starting with a cold.
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
Ugh.
I really should be writing & sending my overseas Christmas cards, but I'm sitting here with a beer in hand getting ready for the Chelsea - Man City game.
Ho hum(bug)
z
Why's my belly always full even when I haven't eaten :roll:
I just won something on ebay
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Why was the guy in the next cubicle to mine tapping away on his phone/computer: couldn't he tell I needed some peace & quiet just then???Originally Posted by mrteatime
:lol:
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
Back in work and hate it :evil:
I was just outbid on ebayOriginally Posted by seikopath
I just sold something on eBayOriginally Posted by .olli.
Gray
I just got a part-refund on excess postage from a nice French seller, possibly the bargain watch of the year.Originally Posted by gray
Who says eBay is the work of the devil :D
That's nothing dave, I just got an email from ghadaffis wife! Two weeks from now I'll be rich!!Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
You too, eh?Originally Posted by seikopath
My dogs are snoring in unison.
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
:)
Late for break again
Happy now?
Get off me
Good night
No snoring
I am disturbed at my level of ignorance.Originally Posted by markrlondon
If I try and post on a website and something unexpected happens, I assume "the website is s*it". It would never occur to me that I could be less lazy and could do something about it.
Tan or Brown :?:
"you ain't a man til you had a tan!"Originally Posted by macdaddymac
8p, supermarket own brand noodles are far better noodles than the official, and much more expensive "supernoodles" variety
fact
It sucks being sick!
Expensive too, gives you time to find way to many offers online..
my colleague is a waste of space and i want to cave his face in with a pot noodle.
A freshly sharpened knife in the side of your hand bloody hurts.
Skinned some cod at the weekend.
My hands still smell of fish.
z
(it was very nice btw)
I'm doing both my old job in Paris and my new job in UK until end of January. I have flu, my new UK boss has been great telling me to go home and rest. In contrast my old boss is, as ever, totally lacking any empathy or compassion. She is basically a new type of work humanoid, with emotion not part of her programming. She called me at 8pm last night:
Her: "I need to ask your help with lots of questions I have"
Me: "Can't talk, flu, going to bed now"
Her: "Oh...Never-the-less I need to talk to you now"
Then half an hour of daft questions, which I sweated and coughed my way through, the nature of which reconfirmed that she is a total and utter waste of space, closely followed by:
Her: "Can you put all this information in a presentation for me tonight"
Me: "No. I am going to bed. Now"
Her: " Oh....Never-the-less can you send it to me by 8am tomorrow"
Me: "I doubt it"
And I didn't.
An absolutely crap evening on tv. Until, that is, I happened across ESPN, who are showing the final day of the 2009 Ashes series. That's the one where we beat Australia over here, as opposed to the most recent Ashes series, where we beat Australia over there.
So I'm sorted for the evening.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
Good for you. :thumbup:Originally Posted by PipPip
R
Ignorance breeds Fear. Fear breeds Hatred. Hatred breeds Ignorance. Break the chain.
I've eaten too much tonight - bloated :?
Why oh why do women pack so much crap when travelling? :x
Labradors are greedy.
Doggy egg farts keep drifting across the room like a silent assassin.
Like dogs, Fairytale of New York - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q - is not just for Christmas :)
While contending with the fallout of a minor domestic biohazard incident and simultaneously cooking my dinner of tortellini al formaggio from a bag (ah, the joys of bachelor existence) I have been humming a tune. I now realised that it was the anthem of DDR, the former German Democratic Republic. Which is funny since I had no idea that I knew the anthem of DDR (nor do I know how I knew that that was what it was, but I know it is). What a wonderful, slightly frightening thing a mind is.
Why did I choose a username that relates to my name?
+1....and a reminder to never feed my Labrador Pork....makes her turd's like jellyOriginally Posted by darrenw
My cheeks are cold
:santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa:
im annoyed.
bought a hirsch liberty on monday to put on everest.
its got those bits of thread wrapped around the strap near where the lugs are.
the lugs have chewed the thread and its frayed to f**k.
total wear time = approximately 4 hours.
:evil: