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  1. #251
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    why is the bloke in the cubicle next to mine. doing sound effects to his dump? & he smells seriously ill

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    my head is vibrating why didnt I go home after the footy

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I think it's my wife's 'special time'.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    My mate and his mum were on the tv last night

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    My toilet needs a wider U Bend

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ralphy
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaxarch
    Quote Originally Posted by Anaxarch
    I'd like to have a look at the SC. Badly.
    Me too mate, me too
    Do both of you hear familiar voices in your head?

    R
    We needed a special 50th post ;)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    8 runs short :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I moan too much - unless I am drinking too much :?

    I find "too much" is such an unhelpful measure.
    Gray

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Sat in my office with some who's trying to sell me something.

    Am so bored listening, I'm looking on SC to keep myself awake.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    :)

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    Glad the horology.com forum is back working again as the firewall at work blocks TZ :)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by RoyalVilla
    Glad the horology.com forum is back working again as the firewall at work blocks TZ :)
    :-)

    Unfortunately when you post using horologyclub.com on threads I'm subscribed to, the phpBB software sends the new message alert email from horologyclub.com and not tz-uk.com. This means that my logged in cookie is not recognised by phpBB (different domain) so I either have to log in again or manually edit the URL.

    Happily not too many people use horologyclub.com. ;-)

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    The Post office computers are down and no-one can buy stamps.
    Luckily the nine parcels I had to drop off were pre stamped by my lovely wife :P

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I think I'm starting with a cold.
    Best Regards - Peter

    I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Ugh.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    I really should be writing & sending my overseas Christmas cards, but I'm sitting here with a beer in hand getting ready for the Chelsea - Man City game.

    Ho hum(bug)

    z

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Why's my belly always full even when I haven't eaten :roll:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I just won something on ebay
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by mrteatime
    why is the bloke in the cubicle next to mine. doing sound effects to his dump? & he smells seriously ill
    Why was the guy in the next cubicle to mine tapping away on his phone/computer: couldn't he tell I needed some peace & quiet just then???

    :lol:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Back in work and hate it :evil:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    I just won something on ebay
    I was just outbid on ebay

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by .olli.
    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    I just won something on ebay
    I was just outbid on ebay
    I just sold something on eBay
    Gray

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by gray
    Quote Originally Posted by .olli.
    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    I just won something on ebay
    I was just outbid on ebay
    I just sold something on eBay
    I just got a part-refund on excess postage from a nice French seller, possibly the bargain watch of the year.

    Who says eBay is the work of the devil :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry
    Quote Originally Posted by gray
    Quote Originally Posted by .olli.
    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    I just won something on ebay
    I was just outbid on ebay
    I just sold something on eBay
    I just got a part-refund on excess postage from a nice French seller, possibly the bargain watch of the year.

    Who says eBay is the work of the devil :D
    That's nothing dave, I just got an email from ghadaffis wife! Two weeks from now I'll be rich!!
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    That's nothing dave, I just got an email from ghadaffis wife! Two weeks from now I'll be rich!!
    You too, eh?

    My dogs are snoring in unison.

    R
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    :)

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Late for break again

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Happy now?
    Get off me
    Good night
    No snoring

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by markrlondon
    Unfortunately when you post using horologyclub.com on threads I'm subscribed to, the phpBB software sends the new message alert email from horologyclub.com and not tz-uk.com. This means that my logged in cooke is not recognised by phpBB (different domain) so I either have to log in again or manually edit the URL.
    I am disturbed at my level of ignorance.

    If I try and post on a website and something unexpected happens, I assume "the website is s*it". It would never occur to me that I could be less lazy and could do something about it.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Tan or Brown :?:

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    The random disclosure thread.

    ^Tan.

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    always Tan

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by macdaddymac
    always Tan
    "you ain't a man til you had a tan!"

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    8p, supermarket own brand noodles are far better noodles than the official, and much more expensive "supernoodles" variety

    fact

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    It sucks being sick!

    Expensive too, gives you time to find way to many offers online..

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    my colleague is a waste of space and i want to cave his face in with a pot noodle.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    A freshly sharpened knife in the side of your hand bloody hurts.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    Skinned some cod at the weekend.
    My hands still smell of fish.

    z
    (it was very nice btw)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I'm doing both my old job in Paris and my new job in UK until end of January. I have flu, my new UK boss has been great telling me to go home and rest. In contrast my old boss is, as ever, totally lacking any empathy or compassion. She is basically a new type of work humanoid, with emotion not part of her programming. She called me at 8pm last night:
    Her: "I need to ask your help with lots of questions I have"
    Me: "Can't talk, flu, going to bed now"
    Her: "Oh...Never-the-less I need to talk to you now"
    Then half an hour of daft questions, which I sweated and coughed my way through, the nature of which reconfirmed that she is a total and utter waste of space, closely followed by:
    Her: "Can you put all this information in a presentation for me tonight"
    Me: "No. I am going to bed. Now"
    Her: " Oh....Never-the-less can you send it to me by 8am tomorrow"
    Me: "I doubt it"

    And I didn't.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    An absolutely crap evening on tv. Until, that is, I happened across ESPN, who are showing the final day of the 2009 Ashes series. That's the one where we beat Australia over here, as opposed to the most recent Ashes series, where we beat Australia over there.

    So I'm sorted for the evening.
    Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by PipPip
    I'm doing both my old job in Paris and my new job in UK until end of January. I have flu, my new UK boss has been great telling me to go home and rest. In contrast my old boss is, as ever, totally lacking any empathy or compassion. She is basically a new type of work humanoid, with emotion not part of her programming. She called me at 8pm last night:
    Her: "I need to ask your help with lots of questions I have"
    Me: "Can't talk, flu, going to bed now"
    Her: "Oh...Never-the-less I need to talk to you now"
    Then half an hour of daft questions, which I sweated and coughed my way through, the nature of which reconfirmed that she is a total and utter waste of space, closely followed by:
    Her: "Can you put all this information in a presentation for me tonight"
    Me: "No. I am going to bed. Now"
    Her: " Oh....Never-the-less can you send it to me by 8am tomorrow"
    Me: "I doubt it"

    And I didn't.
    Good for you. :thumbup:

    R
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've eaten too much tonight - bloated :?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Why oh why do women pack so much crap when travelling? :x

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Labradors are greedy.

    Doggy egg farts keep drifting across the room like a silent assassin.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Like dogs, Fairytale of New York - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q - is not just for Christmas :)

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    While contending with the fallout of a minor domestic biohazard incident and simultaneously cooking my dinner of tortellini al formaggio from a bag (ah, the joys of bachelor existence) I have been humming a tune. I now realised that it was the anthem of DDR, the former German Democratic Republic. Which is funny since I had no idea that I knew the anthem of DDR (nor do I know how I knew that that was what it was, but I know it is). What a wonderful, slightly frightening thing a mind is.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Why did I choose a username that relates to my name?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by darrenw
    Labradors are greedy.

    Doggy egg farts keep drifting across the room like a silent assassin.
    +1....and a reminder to never feed my Labrador Pork....makes her turd's like jelly

  49. #299
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    My cheeks are cold

    :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa: :santa:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    im annoyed.
    bought a hirsch liberty on monday to put on everest.
    its got those bits of thread wrapped around the strap near where the lugs are.



    the lugs have chewed the thread and its frayed to f**k.
    total wear time = approximately 4 hours.

    :evil:

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