Reply With QuoteI just saw my sister at King's Cross. We've not seen or spoken to each other for ~6years.
I ignored her.
Thanks for the encouragement.
I just saw my sister at King's Cross. We've not seen or spoken to each other for ~6years.
I ignored her.
Story please...Originally Posted by Tomw2000
My stepfather is a hateful, abusive *****. I told my Mum and Sis this and said I didn't want to spend any time with him any more.
They took his side :)
The silly thing is - he is hateful and abusive to them.../shrug.
There's a bloke on the other side of the lounge on the phone and he is gesticulating with his fingers in exactly the same way that Bruno Ganz does in the famous scene from Downfall (just before he takes his glasses off). It's really rather funny. Of course, he's German.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Have you checked in from the lounge?
http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...=1#post3206214
Good grief, it turned up today and is (almost) exactly as described. The guy had posted it to the wrong house in my street but luckily my name was recognised!
I say "(almost) exactly as described"... see http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.ph...fault-Comments
Last edited by markrlondon; 23rd July 2014 at 16:35.
Facebook. I think not.
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
..........other people i've nearly run over include Robert Smith and that chef bloke with the fat tongue.
Lesson learned today: At the age of nine days a baby is perfectly capable of blasting a load at daddy. Hit me right on my shoulder.
Ah, memories. Mine did that too. The worm can turn with boys though. Ours managed to piss in his own face at about 12 weeks.
I reminded him of this only last week.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodrķguez
Not just babies, apparently.
http://www.theguardian.com/sport/201...ver-lewd-photo
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Jim.
Says a lot about footballers.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodrķguez
Cleaning my 2yr old sons poop 2-3 times a day is tiresome. Bout time someone reinvented this..
Get a wife
Gray
Kids Loom bands are everywhere and getting on my t1ts now...
I saw a Ford GT in Gulf colours yesterday. I don't suppose there are too many of those around.
Last edited by hogthrob; 27th July 2014 at 14:39.
Well i had the option to either breastfeed the 2months old one, or deal with the poop. I may have rushed the decision making process here, but i was not spending many thoughts on the first option..
They won't let me leave the hospital, until I've released gas. Normally it's not a problem, however...
Had your anus bleached?
I understand they had to use an angle grinder to remove the dried spunk.
Sort of. They have colour charts now you know. I went for McDonalds milkshake pink.
Just warmed the area, which then melts into a specimen jar, so you can take it home.
The BBC channels have just disappeared from my Freesat - "Bad or no signal". All other channels are OK.
re-tune your box, there has been a little play because of the commonwealth games red button thingy, if not get a booster from argos
They came back again a short while later. Didn't need to re-tune.
cant believe I just seen my mates ex girlfriend on r/gonewild
who's bad? dum,dum,dum,dum dum..der der der der der...you know it! yeehee
There's "nothing" on TV.
Nothing interesting anyhoo.
Gonna watch Man of Steel, the Superman reboot.
I don't have high hopes.
It's not bad as such films go.
I made a loaf that didn't rise, just spilled itself over the edge of the tin. Very Dali-esque...
For the first time in months I put slippers on this evening as it turned a little chilly.
Just thinking that despite the obviously disturbing news reports from Iraq, the only thing I seem to be concentrating on is that the BBC Iraq correspondent seems to be a geezer dressed as a bird.
I think I'm over-thinking everything these days & pondered whether I should post about it...
I've a spot on my scrotum, which is extremely tender.
Try cooking it a bit longer, that will toughen the little bugger up.
I have just realized that the longest hair on my body are now on my legs (about a inch long)!!. Now that cannot be right surely?? I have also noticed that the longest hairs up my nose are very very white! but if you tug them out they make my eyes watered. Getting old really does suck at times.
Unless your job requires you to shave your manzone I can't believe there aren't other hairs that would uncoil past an inch...
Just been picking up some photo prints, and was disappointed that they seemed a bit dark. When I told the shop attendant that they all looked perfectly balanced on my PC, she replied: "Maybe something wrong with your monitor settings?".
Oh, fond memories...
From four eggs, three have had a double yolk. When's the last time you had a one double from a box of eggs ? I was tempted to crack the remaining two just to see what was in them.
Last edited by oldandgrumpy; 21st August 2014 at 19:37.
Not since Waitrose stopped selling double yolked eggs (apparently they weren't truly 'free range).
Double arsed Chernobyl chickens are free range.
"Bite my shiny metal ass."
- Bender Bending Rodrķguez
Now this was a good night, baby slept well. As an added benefit, the mother-in-law heads home around noon.
Someone who lies about the little things will lie about the big things too.
There is a watch I'd love to buy in SC but I know I just won't wear it. :-(
My "emergency pack" that I carry on every trip/event consists of nothing more than a condom and a pair of latex gloves.
Still can't get used to this new forum software, can we have the old one back ?
My jade plants are thriving.
This pleases me.
I just ordered two starters rather than a main, to arrive at the same time as SWMBO's main.
Re-roofed the shed today and a bloody good job I did too.
Then cleared out the guttering on the rear of the house - very high and very scary, and even fixed a leaking union. A rather disgusting job.
Then watched the Matrix with my son - he enjoyed it
Now bored.
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Re-roofed the shed today and a bloody good job I did too.
Then cleared out the guttering on the rear of the house - very high and very scary, and even fixed a leaking union. A rather disgusting job.
Then watched the Matrix with my son - he enjoyed it
Now bored.
On Saturday at a friend's party the 'spirits' thing happened again (drink not ghosts and yes I should know better).
I fell out of hot tub onto my face and then danced naked in my friend's kitchen.
I think I need to review my current drink intake and the use I am making of my time at weekends.... :/
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