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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Must get a bike and spend more time with my son.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave E
    My right knee hurts, and I really don't know why.
    old age dave
    True :(
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I hate work - any work. I hated school before it. Can't wait until retirement but i have a feeling I won't live long enough to enjoy it

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Hussey
    I hate work - any work. I hated school before it. Can't wait until retirement but i have a feeling I won't live long enough to enjoy it
    That's probably the most cheerful post I've read in a long time
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Hussey
    I hate work - any work. I hated school before it. Can't wait until retirement but i have a feeling I won't live long enough to enjoy it
    That's probably the most cheerful post I've read in a long time
    :lol:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    My wife just turned on the radio and is now listening to.............................. WOGAN!!!!!!!!!!

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    Best Regards - Peter

    I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griswold
    My wife just turned on the radio and is now listening to.............................. WOGAN!!!!!!!!!!

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    Just happily waxed the SL and came back in to be bombarded by the same rubbish. WOGAN... please retire...please.....

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    My fiancee is moaning to friends and family that I refuse to move house somewhere she'd prefer to live. Oddly enough we haven't actually discussed moving or what we're going to do, she moved into my house a year after I bought it and I'm still doing it up. This kind of thing happens a lot, there's definitely going to be a pre-nup.
    "A man of little significance"

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Foxy100
    My fiancee is moaning to friends and family that I refuse to move house somewhere she'd prefer to live. Oddly enough we haven't actually discussed moving or what we're going to do, she moved into my house a year after I bought it and I'm still doing it up. This kind of thing happens a lot, there's definitely going to be a pre-nup.
    Nosey question Simon , feel free to ignore it but reading your posts I sometimes wonder - are you sure you really want to get married ?
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    Quote Originally Posted by Foxy100
    My fiancee is moaning to friends and family that I refuse to move house somewhere she'd prefer to live. Oddly enough we haven't actually discussed moving or what we're going to do, she moved into my house a year after I bought it and I'm still doing it up. This kind of thing happens a lot, there's definitely going to be a pre-nup.
    Nosey question Simon , feel free to ignore it but reading your posts I sometimes wonder - are you sure you really want to get married ?
    I ask myself that sometimes. She just goes into a pit of depression from January through to about March, the rest of the year she's fine.
    "A man of little significance"

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Just made a soda bread with dilisk; heaven with butter. Listening to Radio 3 but probably shift to Radio Rebelde.
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Saving does indeed feel good :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by minkle
    Saving does indeed feel good :)
    Nothing you fancy on SC then?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Do I, don't I


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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dangermouse64
    Do I, don't I


    Good grief man, don't do it. If you never have you will be mightily surprised

    The best chilli-in-a-tin by far but the Dynamite Hot is a stick too far

    I wish you, your nethers, and your next of kin well if you try it
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I bought a tin last week. Haven't dared try it yet.

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    Tried one ages ago, it puzzled me that it had heat but managed to be incredibly bland at the same time. For out-of-a-tin convenience it is OK but I won't be buying it again as I really like a bit more depth to the taste.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    ^
    That's common with tinned mince and stews. Adding a good dollop of tomato puree works well, and more seasoning.

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    I eat this stuff regular, about once a month..........I did the challenge last week and did it in 1 min 31 seconds............ :twisted:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Why is it that the smallest turds make the highest splash when you poo?
    Best Regards - Peter

    I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griswold
    Why is it that the smallest turds make the highest splash when you poo?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Very true!

    I suppose just cos they're small dosn't mean they're not heavy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff
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    Why is it that the smallest turds make the highest splash when you poo?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Very true!

    I suppose just cos they're small dosn't mean they're not heavy!

    It has further to fall - unlike a 8" jobby which just slides in.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg
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    Why is it that the smallest turds make the highest splash when you poo?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Very true!

    I suppose just cos they're small dosn't mean they're not heavy!

    It has further to fall - unlike a 8" jobby which just slides in.

    Andy
    :lol:

    Must be a type 1 , according to the official Poo Chart http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg
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    Why is it that the smallest turds make the highest splash when you poo?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Very true!

    I suppose just cos they're small dosn't mean they're not heavy!

    It has further to fall - unlike a 8" jobby which just slides in.

    Andy

    oh man this made me lard!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've just done my self-assessment online, first time I've had to do a tax return. Not enjoyable.

    Got to pay the tax now. :(
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by gray
    Quote Originally Posted by Andyg
    Quote Originally Posted by alexaff
    Quote Originally Posted by Griswold
    Why is it that the smallest turds make the highest splash when you poo?

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Very true!

    I suppose just cos they're small dosn't mean they're not heavy!

    It has further to fall - unlike a 8" jobby which just slides in.

    Andy
    :lol:

    Must be a type 1 , according to the official Poo Chart http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
    To answer the OP's question, mass and density. All the content of a DIY Tracy Island but condensed into a much smaller package (ringing any bells here Alex? :wink: :lol:)

    Cheers,
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave E
    I've just done my self-assessment online, first time I've had to do a tax return. Not enjoyable.

    Got to pay the tax now. :(
    "Tax doesn't have to be taxing."

    A little like saying death doesn't have to be fatal.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Toto's music for 'Dune' is quite cool.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I'm supposed to be writing up a report. But I got in at 4.30 and had a cup of tea. Then I thought that I'd just see what's going on in the world of TZ-UK. The radio's on, and I'm listening to Simon Mayo. The "confession" is at about 5.40, which is only a few minutes away.

    I'm starting to feel hungry, and I've got a Waitrose Chicken Saag Masala with Bombay potatoes and Pilau rice which I'll cook after the confession.

    I've got last week's "Mad Dogs" to watch, which I Sky+'d last Thursday. I'll need to watch that before this Thursday, otherwise this week's episode won't make sense.

    What are the chances of getting my report written up this evening, do you think? :lol:
    Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Slim to None 8)

    Quote Originally Posted by Backward point
    I'm supposed to be writing up a report. But I got in at 4.30 and had a cup of tea. Then I thought that I'd just see what's going on in the world of TZ-UK. The radio's on, and I'm listening to Simon Mayo. The "confession" is at about 5.40, which is only a few minutes away.

    I'm starting to feel hungry, and I've got a Waitrose Chicken Saag Masala with Bombay potatoes and Pilau rice which I'll cook after the confession.

    I've got last week's "Mad Dogs" to watch, which I Sky+'d last Thursday. I'll need to watch that before this Thursday, otherwise this week's episode won't make sense.

    What are the chances of getting my report written up this evening, do you think? :lol:

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    I can hear disco.
    Annoying since I have to be up at 6.

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    why can I not get used to getting up at 6 , it's like me body is alergic

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    When looking for a place to buy a part for a Heuer watch I came onto the Cousins website and instead of reading 'Cousins UK' I thought that they were called 'Cousin Suk' 8)

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    I have just made an omelette with rather a lot of cheese, I genuinely think it might be the death of me if I eat it all .. which I will, obviously. If my post count halts, please call an ambulance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SinclairS
    I have just made an omelette with rather a lot of cheese, I genuinely think it might be the death of me if I eat it all .. which I will, obviously. If my post count halts, please call an ambulance.
    I think a lot of new TZ'rs must eat their death omelettes when they hit 50 posts....as thats when their post could seems to halt :D (or is it 250 now!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    Quote Originally Posted by SinclairS
    I have just made an omelette with rather a lot of cheese, I genuinely think it might be the death of me if I eat it all .. which I will, obviously. If my post count halts, please call an ambulance.
    I think a lot of new TZ'rs must eat their death omelettes when they hit 50 posts....as thats when their post could seems to halt :D (or is it 250 now!)

    Another theory is that maybe access to SC results in almost instant bankcruptcy - hence inability to pay for internet access :lol:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by SinclairS
    Another theory is that maybe access to SC results in almost instant bankcruptcy - hence inability to pay for internet access :lol:
    Hehe, there might be something in this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SinclairS
    I have just made an omelette with rather a lot of cheese, I genuinely think it might be the death of me if I eat it all .. which I will, obviously. If my post count halts, please call an ambulance.
    In terms of omelettes, anything less than a quarter of a pound of cheese per egg is basically light seasoning. And it needs to be cooked in salted butter - one 250 gram pack should suffice.

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    Wind chill makes an BIG difference...

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I think I spotted Dominique Strauss Kahn* arriving on the plane that I was waiting for to take me to Zürich this afternoon. The paparazzi arrived about 10 minutes later; I didn't have the heart to tell them they were too late :).

    *Even shorter than I thought he would be but quite a lot of hair.
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark020
    When looking for a place to buy a part for a Heuer watch I came onto the Cousins website and instead of reading 'Cousins UK' I thought that they were called 'Cousin Suk' 8)
    I used to think Blythe Duff - played the sergeant in Taggart for about 50 years - was called Bly the Duff. No idea why, but I prefer it somehow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
    *Even shorter than I thought he would be but quite a lot of hair.
    you sure it wasn't a chimpanzee ?

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    I've had flu / chest infection since Xmas and only just shaken it of.
    The other half had the same and it developed into pneumonia which put her in hospital for a week. Now she has cracked a rib coughing!

    I'm feeling old today....

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    Since I started drinking an Iron substitute mixed with my Berroca, I have gained about half an inch in the wang department...

    ...more a heads up than a disclosure I suppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    Since I started drinking an Iron substitute mixed with my Berroca, I have gained about half an inch in the wang department...

    ...more a heads up than a disclosure I suppose
    Perhaps it restored your eyesight
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    Ooh romancing the stone at 8 on e4.

    This pleases me.

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    Countess Dracula with Ingrid Pitt at 2300 on the Horror Channel. Yum yum...
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    ​Jim.

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    Green pot noodles used to be great until they removed the salt and mono glutamate.

    Put.
    It.
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    Fools.

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    COLD

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