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Baby TV is very relaxing.....
Can it baldyOriginally Posted by horrovac
yes way
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Baby TV is very relaxing.....
40" Sony hx723 or Panasonic 37" dt30 :shock:
Panasonic
(Sony EPG sucks)
z
I've just poked myself in the eye.
Why? :drunken:
I cannot get Lana Del Rey's Videogames out of my head; not helped by the fact that Swiss have adopted as their boarding music. I'm worried that she's just a marketing construct conceived by a record company rather than a serious musician. Nice though....
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
Why do silent farts smell more than loud ones?
It's to do with conservation of energy.
If they make noise they use up some of their energy & thereby smell less. Conversely, silent farts remain furiously potent as little energy is expended when they are expelled. Well that's my theory anyway.
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That's a herd :?:
Looks like they almost extinct :D
I saw a herd of alpacas on the way back from the school run
There's five of em in there. That constitutes a small herd in my bookThat's a herd :?:
Looks like they almost extinct :D
I saw a herd of alpacas on the way back from the school run
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Ground breaking :mrgreen:
Why is Danny Care such a tosser?
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
please note that they are walking on the road because bloke said they dont like walking in puddles.Ground breaking :mrgreen:
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
I offended somebody the other night and im still raging about this reply..
''Sad bastard? How's your little watch club going? Enjoying getting together with old men are you? Cheeky c**t''
One word too far :evil:
i just scored me some bubba kegs at asda
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
old?
Just listened to The Damned's Smash it Up (pt 2 for the purists). Haven't heard that in absolute yonks and it still sounds brilliant - one of the first real punk bands and they could really play.
Saw them live some 33 years ago*
I was very underage, but that's a very long time ago when you write down :shock:
* It might have even been the same venue as Siouxsie & the Banshees (1978 in Bromley I think). Does that sound right?
I was skeptical of democratic capitalism until I ended up at a 24 hour McDonalds and saw the multiculturalism and efficiency it entails.
Gray
Ending up at a 24 hr anything is an argument against just about any political model I can imagine :lol:
i love curly wurlies but they have to be cold so when you bend them little chocolate fragments fall off
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
They are banned from my lounge for that very reason.
I could be signing on in a few months.
Coffee maker has just blown up, I can confirm the jug shattering sounds like a bomb in the kitchen
ive had a dull pain in the right side of my head just above the temple / behind the eye for 3 days now, just want it to feck off now :x
Who would win in a fight on dry land. A Hippo or a Crocodile?
Unless you particularly enjoy sitting in stationary traffic, the area around Kingston-Upon-Thames should be avoided at all costs between the hours of 6am to 10am.
Although no trees were harmed during the creation of this post, a large number of electrons were greatly inconvenienced.
Don't keep bombs in the same room as your coffee maker.
I learned this the hard way.
P.S. Does anyone need any wallets or shoes made? My Hippo has just walked in with yet another dead crocodile.
i can see my wifes mates camel toe through her leggings.......
What to do? Or go fishing?
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
Just found out Oranges grow on trees, why do i have a problem processing that??
because its passed your eyes?
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Just asked a zoo keeper.... Hippo.
Croc has an AK47?.......Just asked a zoo keeper.... Hippo.
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
Croc has an AK47?.......Just asked a zoo keeper.... Hippo.
She's had to think for a second longer there.... still the Hippo, how will the croc fire the gun?
Apparently even kids dont ask these questions :lol:
With it's claw! :roll:Croc has an AK47?.......Just asked a zoo keeper.... Hippo.
She's had to think for a second longer there.... still the Hippo, how will the croc fire the gun?
Apparently even kids dont ask these questions :lol:
When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks long into you.........
I cant imagine it being able to aim accurately and pull the trigger :? :roll:
well at least we all know itll be wearing on its feet :lol:I cant imagine it being able to aim accurately and pull the trigger :? :roll:
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
Hippo
Can be pretty mean if this is anything to go by... http://youtu.be/yYDmQdUFQTQ
Or this http://youtu.be/Z99IjOUj7x4 - even crocs don't mess with hippos
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With an AK-47 you don't really need to aim accurately.I cant imagine it being able to aim accurately and pull the trigger :? :roll:
Anyway with an AK-47 there's a definite advantage for the croc, as with the narrow trigger guard and limited clearance to the mag the hippo would not even be able to fire it. If they had soemthing like a FAMAS or an AUG with their more accessible triggers it would be anybody's guess.
On the whole though I think hippo wins. Much bigger, tougher, more active and mean, and being a mammal much more intelligent. Unless we're talking about a spidercroc here.
Roses are red , violets are blue .
I've got alzheimer's
cheese on toast
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
That bird on borgen looks like chris evans' ex
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
You mean Billie Piper?
The fact that I know who Evans is and that Piper is his ex and so on annoys me more than I can explain. And that is by far not the only bit of useless information I know, I'm a walking, breathing and talking lexicon of irrelevance. I'm always having these moments, being triggered to realising: "Hey, I know that, that's..." - followed by an immediate wave of rage over unwanted and undesirable knowledge trespassing into my memory: "Now why the **** do I know that ****?!?!"
I wonder if I'm the only one?
Dogs eating coal = black poo
My sister-in-law's dog does black poo when she's eaten those charcoal coloured Bonios. The dog that is, not the sister-in-law, (she doesn't eat Bonios); she's a bitch - er the dog that is, not the sister-in-law.
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
Feeding a Bearded Dragon cabbage will make his shit stink
Why does coffee make me fancy a pint, the rain make me fancy a pint, the thought of a pint make me fancy a pint - I guess I fancy a pint :drunken:
Gray
After reading that I fancy a pint :drunken:
Cheers!After reading that I fancy a pint :drunken:
Gray
Goldsmiths undercharged me for my Planet Ocean rubber stap.
When I realised I didn't go back to tell them
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