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Thread: The random disclosure thread.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by gentlemenpreferhats
    I really should fix that dripping tap.
    Easier to put music on louder.
    I know the feeling. A fix that works for me is to leave a sponge under the offending drip to soften the sound. It can be another six months before "emergency" repairs are needed.
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    prawn curry, madras or korma?
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Not prawn. Madras if I'm feeling itchy; korma if I want some depth to the flavour.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by learningtofly
    Wedding weekend booked - pressure OFF!
    Hahahaha thats what you think . the real pressure , my friend , is only just beginning .... welcome to the layer cake son
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Glamdring
    Not prawn. Madras if I'm feeling itchy; korma if I want some depth to the flavour.
    it ended up prawn madras nom nom nom
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  6. #856

    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    My penchant for sausage sandwiches, of which I have to eat two or three weekly, and also biscuits, of which I cannot live without, has this week seen me called a creature of habit.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    hmm...this may take more than the few sheets left on the roll....
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I'm glad spring has arrived.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Only got one more week and one day of my old job left :mrgreen:

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Tuttle
    Only got one more week and one day of my old job left :mrgreen:
    Posting this got me promoted to Sargeant Major - double whammy :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've just won the pub bonus ball. What can I buy for £84?
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
    I've just won the pub bonus ball. What can I buy for £84?
    some nice books
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
    I've just won the pub bonus ball. What can I buy for £84?
    some nice books
    You are quite right. We were in Waterloo recently and Ian Allen books has a copy of The History of Military Sun Helmets
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
    I've just won the pub bonus ball. What can I buy for £84?
    You're wondering how to spend money in a pub?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    [quote=Carlton-Browne]
    Quote Originally Posted by seikopath
    Quote Originally Posted by "Carlton-Browne":1oh64vur
    I've just won the pub bonus ball. What can I buy for £84?
    some nice books
    You are quite right. We were in Waterloo recently and Ian Allen books has a copy of The History of Military Sun Helmets[/quote:1oh64vur]
    a pithy tome , no doubt
    Good luck everybody. Have a good one.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I just bought a car.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    im bored at work :(

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I wish Paris had won the Olympics :(

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by daver777
    im bored at work :(
    It seems like you're already there, and won't be bored any more while looking at the SC.

    Great sprint by the way.

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    The random disclosure thread.

    I've just spent 25 minutes trying to get a USD wifi dongle working only to find I had it plugged into an RJ45 socket

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by doctorj
    I've just spent 25 minutes trying to get a USD wifi dongle working only to find I had it plugged into an RJ45 socket
    ...probably shorting the terminals and potentially damaging the NIC while doing so. Check the function of the NIC.

    Also, I'd scrap USD and try an USB dongle instead :D

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    If watches are pressure tested in a vacuum and space is the ultimate vacuum, does that make the Speedmaster the ultimate waterproof watch?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by samimam1602
    If watches are pressure tested in a vacuum and space is the ultimate vacuum, does that make the Speedmaster the ultimate waterproof watch?
    Space isn't the perfect vacuum - the one that forms between the ears of those who watch ITV is closer to perfection.

    Ah...if only Torricelli had seen The Jeremy Kyle Show, he'd have realised what a perfect vacuum could really be. :)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I have just learned that you can eat the pips in watermelons.



    HOW MANY HOURS OF LIFE HAVE I WASTED?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    if i let my itunes play without repeating it will now play for 124.6 days.
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by ktmog6uk
    if i let my itunes play without repeating it will now play for 124.6 days.
    oh and NONE of it is pirated!
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Just bought a copy of Vivian Stanshall's Sir Henry Rawlings End! Am I going mad?

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by wildheart
    Just bought a copy of Vivian Stanshall's Sir Henry Rawlings End! Am I going mad?
    nowt wrong with a bit o Viv
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    What a weirdly wonderful thread

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    Wife's car died again.

    Oven died last night. I can guarantee it was not through overworking it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildheart
    Just bought a copy of Vivian Stanshall's Sir Henry Rawlings End! Am I going mad?
    Is that the one with "Old Scrote, the wrinkled retainer" - if so, happy memories :)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    I have just learned that you can eat the pips in watermelons.
    But the seedlings will grow out of your bum.

    Maybe.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Should I be doing something more positive with my time than reading this thread?


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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by markrlondon
    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    I have just learned that you can eat the pips in watermelons.
    But the seedlings will grow out of your bum.

    Maybe.
    Mehhhh my gran used to tell me that if I ate apple seeds then a tree would grow in my stomach.
    Fortunately I HATE apples.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    At a dreadfully boring breakfast business meeting, beam me up Scottie!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    "you look like adele but without the big hair"
    when a compliment is not a bloody compliment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    "you look like adele but without the big hair"
    when a compliment is not a bloody compliment.
    When you get told the above!

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've just found out I eat too much spinach.

    It seems that too much of one thing is bad for you, no matter what it is.*



    *Even oxygen and water, apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    "you look like adele but without the big hair"
    when a compliment is not a bloody compliment.
    Oh come on, she does look rather nice.

    Related to this, it seems as if I were definitely going old. Took me a while to remember who she is, and I had to look her up to see how she looks.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    no, i definitely just got called a heiffer :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    no, i definitely just got called a heiffer :lol:
    :D :D :D

    Well, better that than Courtney Love. :D

    There are two ways of dealing with it which immediately come to mind. Either learn to ignore it, or make yourself a workout program and get cracking. I picked the second option and after about half a year of that (about an hour a day on evenings), plus walking 5 kilometres to and from work for years now (with a pause after breaking my shin bone) I'm down 5 kilograms already! Well at least now I don't need a bra any more.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Friday 8)

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    Quote Originally Posted by markrlondon
    Quote Originally Posted by verv
    I have just learned that you can eat the pips in watermelons.
    But the seedlings will grow out of your bum.

    Maybe.
    Mehhhh my gran used to tell me that if I ate apple seeds then a tree would grow in my stomach.
    Fortunately I HATE apples.
    When I was at Primary School I remember an assembly when the Head Teacher warned us about the dangers of chewing gum. Apparently if you swallowed it, it would get wrapped around your heart and you would probably die (or that's the version I remember at any rate so it must be true).

    Next day I swallowed some. Spent the whole day thinking I was going to die but feeling too scared to own up in case I got into trouble. But guess what? I survived. I guess some part of my physiology can neutralise the toxic effect of gum. But be warned, yours might not be able to.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Is this a sign of old age, (I am reluctant to use the word "maturity")?

    Bought new (to me) car 2 weeks ago, only driven it once, (back from the dealer) wife sent me a text telling me she'd just badly kerbed one of the alloys on her first outing.......and I managed to refrain from going mental?

    Puzzling....... :scratch:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Tuttle
    When I was at Primary School I remember an assembly when the Head Teacher warned us about the dangers of chewing gum. Apparently if you swallowed it, it would get wrapped around your heart and you would probably die (or that's the version I remember at any rate so it must be true).

    Next day I swallowed some. Spent the whole day thinking I was going to die but feeling too scared to own up in case I got into trouble. But guess what? I survived. I guess some part of my physiology can neutralise the toxic effect of gum. But be warned, yours might not be able to.
    This could be your super-power.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by warns74
    Is this a sign of old age, (I am reluctant to use the word "maturity")?

    Bought new (to me) car 2 weeks ago, only driven it once, (back from the dealer) wife sent me a text telling me she'd just badly kerbed one of the alloys on her first outing.......and I managed to refrain from going mental?

    Puzzling....... :scratch:
    Perhaps it's better that she told you about it rather than pretended it didn't happen/wasn't her.

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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    Come on the 'Tarf!
    In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.

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    there is an alarming amount of grey in my beard!
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    Re: The random disclosure thread.

    I've really got to stop surfing TZ and get this work done.

    **logs off**









    **then logs back in**

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    I've got jessie j's price tag stuck in my head.

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