prawn curry, madras or korma?
I know the feeling. A fix that works for me is to leave a sponge under the offending drip to soften the sound. It can be another six months before "emergency" repairs are needed.Originally Posted by gentlemenpreferhats
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prawn curry, madras or korma?
ktmog6uk
marchingontogether!
Not prawn. Madras if I'm feeling itchy; korma if I want some depth to the flavour.
Hahahaha thats what you think . the real pressure , my friend , is only just beginning .... welcome to the layer cake sonOriginally Posted by learningtofly
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
it ended up prawn madras nom nom nomOriginally Posted by Glamdring
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My penchant for sausage sandwiches, of which I have to eat two or three weekly, and also biscuits, of which I cannot live without, has this week seen me called a creature of habit.
hmm...this may take more than the few sheets left on the roll....
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marchingontogether!
I'm glad spring has arrived.
Only got one more week and one day of my old job left :mrgreen:
Posting this got me promoted to Sargeant Major - double whammy :DOriginally Posted by Harry Tuttle
I've just won the pub bonus ball. What can I buy for £84?
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
some nice booksOriginally Posted by Carlton-Browne
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
You are quite right. We were in Waterloo recently and Ian Allen books has a copy of The History of Military Sun HelmetsOriginally Posted by seikopath
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
You're wondering how to spend money in a pub?Originally Posted by Carlton-Browne
[quote=Carlton-Browne]You are quite right. We were in Waterloo recently and Ian Allen books has a copy of The History of Military Sun Helmets[/quote:1oh64vur]Originally Posted by seikopath
a pithy tome , no doubt
Good luck everybody. Have a good one.
I just bought a car.
im bored at work :(
I wish Paris had won the Olympics :(
It seems like you're already there, and won't be bored any more while looking at the SC.Originally Posted by daver777
Great sprint by the way.
I've just spent 25 minutes trying to get a USD wifi dongle working only to find I had it plugged into an RJ45 socket
...probably shorting the terminals and potentially damaging the NIC while doing so. Check the function of the NIC.Originally Posted by doctorj
Also, I'd scrap USD and try an USB dongle instead :D
If watches are pressure tested in a vacuum and space is the ultimate vacuum, does that make the Speedmaster the ultimate waterproof watch?
Space isn't the perfect vacuum - the one that forms between the ears of those who watch ITV is closer to perfection.Originally Posted by samimam1602
Ah...if only Torricelli had seen The Jeremy Kyle Show, he'd have realised what a perfect vacuum could really be. :)
I have just learned that you can eat the pips in watermelons.
HOW MANY HOURS OF LIFE HAVE I WASTED?
if i let my itunes play without repeating it will now play for 124.6 days.
ktmog6uk
marchingontogether!
oh and NONE of it is pirated!Originally Posted by ktmog6uk
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Just bought a copy of Vivian Stanshall's Sir Henry Rawlings End! Am I going mad?
nowt wrong with a bit o VivOriginally Posted by wildheart
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marchingontogether!
What a weirdly wonderful thread
Wife's car died again.
Oven died last night. I can guarantee it was not through overworking it......
Is that the one with "Old Scrote, the wrinkled retainer" - if so, happy memories :)Originally Posted by wildheart
But the seedlings will grow out of your bum.Originally Posted by verv
Maybe.
Should I be doing something more positive with my time than reading this thread?
Mehhhh my gran used to tell me that if I ate apple seeds then a tree would grow in my stomach.Originally Posted by markrlondon
Fortunately I HATE apples.
At a dreadfully boring breakfast business meeting, beam me up Scottie!
"you look like adele but without the big hair"
when a compliment is not a bloody compliment.
When you get told the above!Originally Posted by verv
I've just found out I eat too much spinach.
It seems that too much of one thing is bad for you, no matter what it is.*
*Even oxygen and water, apparently.
Oh come on, she does look rather nice.Originally Posted by verv
Related to this, it seems as if I were definitely going old. Took me a while to remember who she is, and I had to look her up to see how she looks.
no, i definitely just got called a heiffer :lol:
:D :D :DOriginally Posted by verv
Well, better that than Courtney Love. :D
There are two ways of dealing with it which immediately come to mind. Either learn to ignore it, or make yourself a workout program and get cracking. I picked the second option and after about half a year of that (about an hour a day on evenings), plus walking 5 kilometres to and from work for years now (with a pause after breaking my shin bone) I'm down 5 kilograms already! Well at least now I don't need a bra any more.
Friday 8)
When I was at Primary School I remember an assembly when the Head Teacher warned us about the dangers of chewing gum. Apparently if you swallowed it, it would get wrapped around your heart and you would probably die (or that's the version I remember at any rate so it must be true).Originally Posted by verv
Next day I swallowed some. Spent the whole day thinking I was going to die but feeling too scared to own up in case I got into trouble. But guess what? I survived. I guess some part of my physiology can neutralise the toxic effect of gum. But be warned, yours might not be able to.
Is this a sign of old age, (I am reluctant to use the word "maturity")?
Bought new (to me) car 2 weeks ago, only driven it once, (back from the dealer) wife sent me a text telling me she'd just badly kerbed one of the alloys on her first outing.......and I managed to refrain from going mental?
Puzzling....... :scratch:
This could be your super-power.Originally Posted by Harry Tuttle
Perhaps it's better that she told you about it rather than pretended it didn't happen/wasn't her.Originally Posted by warns74
Come on the 'Tarf!
In the Sotadic Zone, apparently.
there is an alarming amount of grey in my beard!
ktmog6uk
marchingontogether!
I've really got to stop surfing TZ and get this work done.
**logs off**
**then logs back in**
I've got jessie j's price tag stuck in my head.