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Remember that you love them, breathe deeply and calmly, and on no account point out their mistake! Explaining that they are wrong WILL NOT HELP. Always remember this.
Husband (picking up his wife's Marahon quartz field watch): "Seeing that my Traser/H3 P6500 needed a new battery after 23 months and your watch is just as old, don't you have any trouble with a low battery?"
Wife (being dead-pan serious): "No, but then again I don't wear my watch as often as you do."
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Cheers,
Martin ("Crusader")
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Remember that you love them, breathe deeply and calmly, and on no account point out their mistake! Explaining that they are wrong WILL NOT HELP. Always remember this.
Dave E
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
:lol: :lol: :lol:Originally Posted by Crusader
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PS Women are not meant to be understood, just loved. :love1:
"The whole purpose of mechanical watches is to be impertinent." ~ Lionel a Marca, CEO of Breguet
If a man speaks in a forest and there's no woman around to hear him.....
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is he still wrong :?:
Best Regards - Peter
I'd hate to be with you when you're on your own.
No, just lonely and delusional. :D
We went to a wedding a couple of weeks ago and I asked my Wife if she wanted her 70's vintage Omega from that safe as She was wearing gold accents. Her reply, No it stopped working a few months ago and I just threw it in the safe. Never told me it needed service. Off to Alex it goes.
And they complain that we don't stop for directions! :lol:
Bezel
My house air conditioner is a little undersized. At 95 F outside, the thing runs continuously - getting the inside down to about 77 F. My better half says that setting the thermostat lower at this point will cool the house more :? .
A man lived on an island. One day he prayed to God for a bridge. God said "too expensive, under-used, etc". So the man said "OK, instead let me understand women". God replied "How many lanes you want on that bridge?" :lol: .
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