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    Administrator swanbourne's Avatar
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    I may be gone for some time

    It looks like I'm in trouble with the FBI and will have to go into hiding :( .

    ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION
    FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    J.. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
    935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
    Attention:

    BENEFICIARY,

    You are to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)Lagos, Nigeria to obtain the Clearance Documents, find below their contact information's:
    Contact Person: Rev. Andrew Kelly

    PRINCIPAL STAFF OFFICER ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)

    Rev Andrew Email: akelly01@blumail.org

    Lagos Office Address 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria

    Ensure you contact them(EFCC) with your Full Name,Address and phone number/cell number.

    Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above immediately,once you contact them i will get back to you or else i will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning.



    Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the EFCC OF Lagos Nigeria where the fund was transfered from. Also Note that you are to take care of the cost of the Document, which will be issued in your name. due to the content of the document and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send to the EFCC OF NIGERIA the sum of Usd250 Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your Usd1.5 million will be release to you, That is the lay down rules for EFCC OF NIGERIA to release such sensitive document, EFCC will issue you the authentic and original copy of the documents with seal on it for verification and approval.



    You are here by advice to Contact them through the email address above to make an enquiry concerning how you will send the official fee to them. Note that you are to observe this immediately, if you really want your funds to be credited to your personal bank account and to avoid any legal battle with the security operatives over this matter... We have already informed the EFCC OF NIGERIA about the present situation, go ahead and contact them immediately. Your fund is under our custody and will not be release to you unless the required document is confirmed, after that the fund will be release to you immediately without any delay.



    NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism.



    WARNING: failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed........ As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. No body is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presumed you are law abiding citizen whom would not want have scuffles with the authority, in and outside America.



    We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so dont dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed.The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. the funds inquestion was depsited by those people that contacted you.



    Note: You are to contact them (EFCC) with your full names,phone number/cell number and full address via their email which i stated above immediately for the processing of your Clearance Documents within the next 48 hours.
    Faithfully Your's
    Robert S.Mueller 111
    FBI Director

    Note contact the EFCC office: akelly01@blumail.org

    You have less than 24 hours to contact them.

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    Eddie
    Whole chunks of my life come under the heading "it seemed like a good idea at the time".

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    we will miss you :mrgreen:

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    The only soluton is to run I'm afraid Eddie, if you send me the passwords to the forum and Timefactors web site I'll make sure everything is kept up and running :D :twisted:


    Watch out lad's there's a new Sheriff in town :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    Cheers

    Simon



    Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Quote Originally Posted by WORKSIMON
    Watch out lad's there's a new Sheriff in town :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    Well you do walk like a cowboy, for reasons we all well know :lol:

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Get out from under that bed!

    Email back (Yeah right!) and express the same opinion as you have about 'polls' :lol:

    Go get 'em! :lol:

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Quote Originally Posted by WORKSIMON
    The only soluton is to run I'm afraid Eddie, if you send me the passwords to the forum and Timefactors web site I'll make sure everything is kept up and running :D :twisted:


    Watch out lad's there's a new Sheriff in town :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    I thought you'd be the Indian?
    I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Gosh in hiding eh, bad luck. :shock:

    Oh well, cheerio.

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Watch out with your replies lads, stranger things have happened :wink:

    "You will respect my AUTHORATEEEEEEEEEAY" :twisted:
    Cheers

    Simon



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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Always knew you were a wrong un :lol:

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Quote Originally Posted by WORKSIMON
    Watch out lad's there's a new Sheriff in town :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:





    and a tough one he is :D

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    ^^^^^^^^ Your at the top of my list now :D

    Unless I am hero worshiped my gay dog will be put in charge of forum registration :twisted:
    Cheers

    Simon



    Ralph Waldo Emerson: We ask for long life, but 'tis deep life, or noble moments that signify. Let the measure of time be spiritual, not mechanical.

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Quote Originally Posted by WORKSIMON
    Watch out lad's there's a new turd burglar in town :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    Indeed
    Respect the past, live the present, protect the future

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Quote Originally Posted by WORKSIMON
    Watch out lad's there's a new Sheriff in town :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    I had heard something about you having had a similar job quite a long time ago.
    Well I guess that's why they were talking about you showing everyone your 'Rusty Sherriff's Badge'........
    :D

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    That's the three of you on a final warning :twisted:
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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Quote Originally Posted by GraniteQuarry
    He's ready to ride into town and shoot up that pesky Sheriff :D .

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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    Quote Originally Posted by catflem
    He's ready to ride into town and shoot up that pesky Sheriff :D .
    :lol: erm I mean :evil: :D
    Cheers

    Simon



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    Re: I may be gone for some time

    As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large.

    Well, quite.

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