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It's strange how some countries "get it" and others don't.

The Irish get it; the Welsh too.

But England, and probably Scotland as well, the Patron Saint thing just hasn't gripped the...

I was thinking of slaying the dragon, but unfortunately it may result in court appearances; anyway, she is going to her cousin's.

Another month has passed; brace yourselves for the free passport to bliss, education, and scintillating wit that is the invitation to the TZvGtG.

Regulars will receive their invites directly;...

Many thanks; I have sent a PM with more details.

After waiting all week for that shire of shout Evri to collect a fishing rod from me, I am forced to appeal for help.
It is 1.7m long and weighs 2kg.
A certain amount of shuffling would be no...

I have been thwarted. All my Riley-driving cronies are swanning around Anglesey on a DiD weekend.
Me? Stuck at home due to family health concerns.
I wil go to work in my Morris Minor tomorrow, and...

Can an Android learn to love an iPhone?

Shingles-jabbed last year. Never batted an eyelid. No side effects.

I thought that.

Nifty bit of penis dodging I notice.

Point taken. I am pinning my hopes on the friend's recommendation; he uses batteries from this supplier when he refurbs appliances for resale.
By the way, I have misled the court; I bought it 3...

Not applicable in my case. Testicular cancer.

Yeah, I was worried about that. It isn't genuine HP but it was recommended by a computer-repairing friend so fingers crossed.

As I continue on my meandering path through computering, I though I would share my latest findings.

My 3-year-old HP Elitebook laptop had been radiating warmth to my groin area recently whilst...

Latest batch of 12 Pornish Casties.

Decided to leave them on the pale side as I reheat them in the air fryer so they get a bit more baked that way.

https://i.imgur.com/2o242BR.jpg

In the old car world we have a dedicated "Transport Requests" sub-forum, with messages like " Anyone help out with transporting a radiator from Truro to Dover?", and the idea is that hopefully the...

Depends on what you see as being funny.

My favourite is one where a resident in Washington state lived in a town near an extinct volcano.

He sneaked up to the top of the volcano at the crack of...

I have been fishing for 69 years and am struggling to think of an occasion when a sheath knife's magnetic-spot handle would have come in handy.

I'm not quite so incapacitated that I need a scooter; not yet.

I am looking forward to it though; be faster than the Morris Minor.

I realise that I am probably about to expose myself, but just in case this cheers one other member up a little bit as it did me, here goes.
For context, Moston is a seedy suburb of north Manchester,...

Apologies; I will remove you from my call list.

One shilling for a half-pint of St Austell 4X in The First & Last, a pub by the Torpoint Ferry landing stage. I was playing cricket for Cornwall Schools against a nearby naval college and some big...

One of the properties I lived in as a youngster was quite near the entrance to the Town dump - a redundant quarry that was being land-filled.
The dustbinmen had an unofficial accord that any refuse...

21st - 40th - can't remember (i used to drink a lot).
50th - round the back of The Ebrington Arms, Kirkby-on-Bain, in my much-loved Austin Paralanian luxury motorhome
...

Mine says hello:

https://i.imgur.com/JWkNbnY.jpg

Primed and ready to go off on the next Riley car jolly.

ah-OOOOOOOH-ah
ah-OOOOOOOH-ah

4 day warning!

Next TZ vGtG on Thursday chaps.

Can we handle the excitement?

Invites will be sent directly.