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    It may be that there exist those more adept at...

    It may be that there exist those more adept at mobile device usage whilst driving, and that these people could make a case for safe useage; unfortunately the overwhelming presence on our roads of...
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    Great advert for the (5 as was) 6 Nations; no...

    Great advert for the (5 as was) 6 Nations; no wonder the rest of the rugby-playing world tunes in.
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    The Wales vs. Italy game was technically played...

    The Wales vs. Italy game was technically played between two well-matched sides, which in itself is good for the 6N tournament. Often it doesn't feel as though there are 6 nations in it; it has this...
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    Not looking good for Wales so far......

    Not looking good for Wales so far......
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    ^^^ I would say fairly common, yes. We have one...

    ^^^ I would say fairly common, yes. We have one regularly, even though we are in the middle of Manchester. You can hear them drilling at this time of year; noisy buggers.

    Never ever seen a Lesser...
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    Wait until I tell you that something tastes like...

    Wait until I tell you that something tastes like shit!
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    Not at all; if you are an afficionado of a...

    Not at all; if you are an afficionado of a pickled onion in your Corn Flakes, it's just the job.
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    I see your spork and raise you one splade ...

    I see your spork

    and raise you one splade

    https://i.imgur.com/naXFEew.jpg


    https://i.imgur.com/BFlPFTM.jpg

    It is like the spork iirc, but with what is fondly imagined to be a cutting...
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    I have these in the caravan: ...

    I have these in the caravan:
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    Not too bothered about my eating spanners to be...

    Not too bothered about my eating spanners to be honest; anything that will double as a gasket scraper.
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    OT Spermatazoa in Arthur Knight's Rouge Boobs

    OT Spermatazoa in Arthur Knight's Rouge Boobs
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    Today's score belies the nature of the game;...

    Today's score belies the nature of the game; Wales were into it for 75%.
    Outplayed, but not outclassed.
    Valuable experience for a young Wales squad. I am expecting more from them next year. Much...
  13. I would suggest that a fell shepherd who moved to...

    I would suggest that a fell shepherd who moved to Manchester may have dented his or her employment prospects.
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    Meet Manchester Tawney... ...

    Meet Manchester Tawney...

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  15. Over 40 years old you don't pay any VED at all.

    Over 40 years old you don't pay any VED at all.
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    Biggest winner today was the Six Nations...

    Biggest winner today was the Six Nations Tournament.
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    I enjoyed that. It wasn't a masterclass in...

    I enjoyed that. It wasn't a masterclass in technically exemplary football, but it was all heart. I don't begrudge Italy their win; it's not as though they didn't work for it.
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    It is a proven scientific fact that if enough...

    It is a proven scientific fact that if enough people eat sardines on toast on matchdays, England will win.

    Anyone esle other than me had sardines on toast today?
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    Football managers eat your hearts out!

    Football managers eat your hearts out!
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    Great work yet again, Will. My J. Springs is...

    Great work yet again, Will. My J. Springs is still hard at work protecting more upper-class watches from receiving the same level of abuse.
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    Is it only me who's thinking travellers?

    Am I a bad person?
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    Yeah, we have a flock of ring-neck parakeets...

    Yeah, we have a flock of ring-neck parakeets here. They are spreading like Red Kites.
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    We did have that problem once, but with the...

    We did have that problem once, but with the present incarnation being Kevin, the birds treat him as a pussover. If he lies too near their bread on the lawn, the magpies just march up to him and peck...
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    Last in the pecking order? Middle of...

    Last in the pecking order?

    Middle of Manchester, one seed feeder + one titball holder, not a starling in sight, no sparrows, but most of the finches, dunnocks, usual garden birds (robin,...
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    I wanted to try a British Jaeger

    ...but it is too big for my skinny wrist.

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